The Robot "ron" rule

SOUND LIKE A ROBOT!

If a word doth end in "er",

then to "ron" ye must defer.

If the syllables are no more than one

omit the rule, and wait for fun.

If yon word hath syllables two,

Thats when this rule will work for you.

If yon word hath three or more,

The "ron" replacement works fa'shore.

Water => Watron

Computer => Computron

Thermometer => Thermometron

Beer => Beer

Patron => Patron