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VERY GIFTSMAS

The Robot "ron" rule

SOUND LIKE A ROBOT!

If a word doth end in "er",

then to "ron" ye must defer.

If the syllables are no more than one

omit the rule, and wait for fun.

If yon word hath syllables two,

Thats when this rule will work for you.

If yon word hath three or more,

The "ron" replacement works fa'shore.

Water => Watron

Computer => Computron

Thermometer => Thermometron

Beer => Beer

Patron => Patron

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Free Museum Days in San Francisco

Free 1st Sunday

Asian Art Museum
200 Larkin Street (between Fulton & McAllister)
Civic Center, across from City Hall
San Francisco, CA 94102
Tel: (415) 581-3500
Also discounted every Thursday evening: $5.00 after 5:00p

Free 1st Tuesday

Cartoon Art Museum
655 Mission Street (between 2nd & 3rd)
San Francisco, CA 94105
Tel: (415) 581-3500
First Tuesday is “Pay What You Wish Day.”

de Young Museum
Golden Gate Park
50 Hagiwara Tea Garden Drive
San Francisco, CA 94118
Tel: (415) 863-3330
Also: $2 discount on regular admission with Muni pass or transfer.

Legion of Honor
Lincoln Park
34th Avenue & Clement Street
San Francisco, CA 94121
Tel: (415) 863-3330
Also: $2 discount on regular admissionwith Muni pass or transfer.

San Francisco Museum of Modern Art (SF MOMA)
151 Third Street (between Mission and Howard)
San Francisco, CA 94103
Tel: (415) 357-4000
Also discounted every Thursday evening: Half price admission from 6:00p to 9:00p.

Yerba Buena Center Galleries
701 Mission Street
San Francisco, CA 94102
Tel: (415) 978-2700

Free 1st Wednesday

Exploratorium
at the Palace of Fine Arts
3601 Lyon Street
San Francisco, CA 94123
Tel: (415) 561-0399
Groups of 10+ must have reservations

Bay Area Discovery Museum
East Fort Baker
557 McReynolds Road
Sausalito, CA 94965
Tel: (415) 339-3900
From 9a to 4p, beginning October 1, 2008. Replaces Free Second Saturday afternoons.

Free 1st Thursday

Berkeley Art Museum & Pacific Film Archive
2626 Bancroft Way
2621 Durant Avenue
(Between College & Telegraph)
Berkeley, CA 94720
Tel: (510) 642-0808
Free admission to galleries, public programs, and 5:30p PFA screening.

Burlingame Pez Museum
214 California Drive
Burlingame, CA 94010
Tel: (650) 347-2301

Free 2nd Sunday

Oakland Museum of California
1000 Oak Street
Oakland, CA 94607
Tel: (510) 238-2200